Carrie underwood naked yoga
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Cross your heart and swear on Solange? Good. Yes, even you chicks that read Pitchfork. That means NO unflattering high wasted jean shorts that you made yourself our of mom jeans. But first, you all have to solemnly swear that you will use this knowledge for good, not evil. Here is my cheat sheet on how to recreate the look. Naturally a lot of it is hard work and diet, but the texture and aesthetic appearance of their leg skin (a sentence that has never been uttered in the history of the internet in a non-Hannibal kind of way) is just FLAWLESS. HOW do the stems on these chicks look SO damn good on camera.
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She refers to them as “plastic” legs which is so accurate. This big fat lie was brought to my attention by one of my favorite beauty gurus of all time, LeighAnnSays. Although some of it is genetics and a $50,000/year trainer, most of it is a big fat lie. Read on to find my tips and tricks to get those weirdly flawless, illuminated barbie legs that you see on talk shows, music videos and Kardashians of all sorts. All of these seemingly trustworthy ladies are living a lie: Their legs don’t really look like that. Do not even get me STARTED on everybody even remotely affiliated with Victoria’s Secret (were talking catalogue and fashion show only, no in store employees who graduated from working at Express). That strumpet from the Vampire diaries, duh. (but that shouldn’t come as a surprise, she’s clearly a sex robot). Yes, you heard me Miss “I would be a Taylor Swift fan but I have self control and I’m 27”. One Miss Carrie Underwood is a huge freaking liar.
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Some of your favorite people are lying to you, people that you rely on time and time again to give you realness and the facts on life. 6 August 2014 How To: The Legend of Barbie Legs of Gold